Thursday, October 9, 2008

Whiteness, Oil, God, and Stupidity

In the beginning man created god and that was a mistake. You see by creating god man now had a built-in excuse. We now had justification for our actions. We could justify war, racism, murder, hatred, discrimination, poverty, rape, destruction, torture, and anything else we felt inclined to include.

If we quickly skip to the top of the food chain we are able to see god's ultimate creation. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the United States of America. God's favorite child. The promoter of democracy, free markets and The Constitution. The city upon a hill if you will. GBA!

Then the big G invented our entitlement. All people who lacked pigmentation in their skin inherited one of god's greatest gifts...whiteness. White people were hand picked by god to lead the uncivilized to greener pastures. Ok, maybe pulled or whipped into greener pastures is a more accurate statement. Either way the low life masses were lucky to have whitey pave the way towards salvation.

Finally god provided our meal ticket. Ancient sunlight spouted from mother earth and all was good. We could now expand our way of life to the rest of the planet. Backwards civilizations like China and India could now follow our lead and consume, consume, consume.

Man unfortunately is stupid and has been from the very start. Oh sure we invented some cool shit along the way but that is not the measure of intelligence as mother earth sees it. We have been nothing more than a parasite. We have failed to realize that our role was not to dominate and consume but to coexist with all living beings. Well chalk it up to a lesson learned. Ooops, our bad.

Now that oil is running low and consumerism has peaked all that is left to do is wait for the blow back. We really don't think that hundreds of years of oppression will go unchecked? It's going to get ugly and our make believe friend is be nowhere to be found. I'm sure it'll all be fine. LOL

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